Action at Last Against Employers of Illegal Aliens?

Here in the good old Dis-United Kingdom our befuddled Government has released statistics that claim to show how successful the latest drive against employers of illegal aliens has been.
Apparently, successful prosecutions have reached an all-time high, and this is being trumpeted as a great victory by Gordon the Moron's self-deceiving Government (however, they've been wrong about so many other things...!).
Down on our little allotment Nosher and I were chewing over the fat one afternoon and the topic of illegal aliens came up.
'I prefer to call them illegal aliens' Nosher declared 'because as soon as anyone mentions immigrants the loony Left starts chasing red herrings and accusing people of racism'.
'Well, we live on a tiny island, the most crowded country in Europe' I said 'so it is essential we gain control over the influx of immigrants. Anyone who doesn't recognise that is a self-deceiving idiot.'
We were sitting, as usual, on our old deckchairs outside Nosher's shed, the afternoon sun beaming a warm smile upon us. Nosher leant across to refill my glass with his excellent home-made parsnip wine.
'Of course' he said 'this latest propaganda could all be a ruse by the Government to take the heat out of the immigration debate started by Dave 'The People's Toff' Cameron'.
Dave is the latest in a long line of hopeful Conservative leaders who have tried to swing pubic opinion against NuLabour. Dave is yet another one of these media people who has entered politics and who thus has problems appearing as anything other than superficial. His greatest asset, therefore, is Gordon the Moron and his bunch of Assistants in Idiocy.
Being too polished and contrived is rapidly becoming a liability for politicians in England - ordinary people can see through the facade and detect very little substance underneath.
No one can accuse Dave's political opponent, Gordon the Moron, of being too polished, though, except in the sense that a piece of furniture is polished. 'Wooden' accurately describes Gordon's public performances.
Thus Dave's recent successes in the local elections can hardly be attributed to his own personal charism, since he was campaigning against a piece of furniture. He could hardly lose.
'In any case' I suggested 'the dramatic rise in successful prosecutions of employers of illegal aliens could merely represent a dramatic rise in the number of illegal aliens being employed, because no one knows the number who are here anyway, by virtue of them being illegal.'
'The sooner we get out of the EU and regain control over our own borders the better' said Nosher 'but that is a forlorn hope.'
He paused and stared ruminatively into his wineglass.
'Let's face it, we're doomed. Doomed, I tell you, doomed!'
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